Michael Jackson's Glove

In a recent auction in Melbourne, Michael Jackson's famous diamond encrusted glove has been sold for a whooping $49,000.00 USD. The buyer is the Las Vegas Hard Rock Cafe. They say they're ever so proud of the purchase and cannot wait to present it next to infamous 'Elvis Sandwich', the very sandwich which "caused" his fat-ass a heart attack.


Speaking of Michael Jackson, the worlds children hunger death's are still at a whooping 24,000. I wonder if diamonds are edible....if they are, Thanks A LOT Hard Rock Cafe!

Oudin's Fame Outgrows High School Sweetheart

The famous US Open 2009 underdog has gained national acclaim. Melanie Oudin is only 17 years old but her maturity on and off the court is of a veteran superstar. America finally has a female athlete children can look up to.
With her fame, she decides to break up with her younger 16 year old Boyfriend. "Yeah, it's only logical. I completely outgrown him. When I asked him what he did all day, he said he tweetered and played X-Box. I had to break it off.", says Oudin.

At the moment of the break up, the 16 year old boyfriend was in shock in unbelief but Oudin strategically presented the Yellow/Purple tennis sneakers with the word "Believe." The shoes her boyfriend got her, she now gives back. Well, only the left one because she feels nostalgic with her breakout.

"I'm ready for everything. The fame, success, advertisment, and a MANfriend.", states Oudin.